glitter-and-curls: Mulan and Phillip’s corner of the kingdom is called the Friendzone.
eli-ssabeth asked: You mean October 6th, bb.
sonnehlee: winterlark: if being 100% gay is playing for the other team then i’d like to imagine being pansexual as playing for every team. you just sort of run around between the in and outfields juggling the extra balls and sit a couple innings in the audience eating a hotdog and eventually everyone starts to question whether you even know how to play baseball or not That is exactly how ...
brandnewswastikas: I call mistakes “Belly button piercings.”
urbancatfitters: when people started tYping like this i thOUght there wAs some hidden message if you REad all the capitalized letters what a GreAt blogger i was don’t You agree
Reblog if you're a cuddler.
january 2012: this will be my year
september 2012: never fucking mind
fredweasley: you can tell a lot about someone by their url like me for instance i’m dead
the-absolute-best-posts: obesealpaca one time i was at dairy queen and i turned my blizzard upside down because it stays in the cup then my friend was like hey i didn’t see it do it again, so i did it again
pallidbirth: jumping out of helicopters is dangerous you know they say 1 in 5 people dont even make it to the ground what do you mean they dont make it to the ground where do they go
congragulation: so this guy who suffers from premature ejaculation comes out of nowhere
neopianangst: these girls just walked into the floor lounge that we’re sitting in and it’s sat night and everyone is drunk and they looked at me and were like “look that’s what WE should be doing WE need to be studying we’re terrible people” little do they know yep look @ me studying
cemet3ry-weather: Am I the only one that finds it incredibly annoying when a person puts ‘queued’ on their posts or… Like we really don’t need to know.
elfierae: mindf4ng: could you imagine being on tumblr with all your followers physically present just like a group of 300 people standing around staring at you and every time you say anything a handful of them just repeat it to eachother for a few minutes the internet is a strange place
usogui: My dads only comment on the schoolgirl who ran away with her maths teacher was “How many times does 30 go into 15”
When people say my OTP isn't real.
neurowolf: Rule #1 of shipping: Always reblog this. Accurate. And then everything changed the day the Sterek fandom attacked.
andrewsbubblebutt: colfer: u ok doctor who fandom no
Trying to open a door the cool way.
sodamnrelatable: Reality: via sodamnrelatable