That awkward moment when my roommates get drunk...
Meanwhile, I was practicing…. typical. alex went to one class today. I went to one class MORE than usual. typical. ugh.
OF LETTERS: An old Italian gentleman lived alone... →
An old Italian gentleman lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament: Dear…
incitatus-ebooks: laurenamore: everets: bon appetit actually comes from the latin, boner appetite, meaning “hungry for that dick meat” FALSE. It ACTUALLY comes from the French “bon” meaning “good” “appetit” meaning “appetite”. I live in south Louisiana where Creole French is spoken and I have French heritage. My grandfather used to say this to me before every meal. sometimes i wonder...
myinvasionofthoughts: Sometimes stupid little things make me upset, but bigger things that should upset me don’t. ^ This is compeletely me.
plot twist cory is out of the house
perlahaha: hey baby, if it’s not too much treble, i’d really like to ‘B’ with you … naturally.
Light has come into the world, but the people loved darkness instead of light.– John 3:19
lastlostcontinents asked: No, ur supr pr3tty <3 But really though.
There are people who are determined to be unhappy.
They blame everybody and everybody for their problems, and never realize that their shitty outlook on life is why they are upset. Smile and suck it up; your life doesn’t suck as much as you make it seem to.
if your head isn’t in the game where is it
so my post was good enough to like but not good enough to reblog
astheworldturned: Maybe it just hurts too much to be friends with you like this.
draculoids: do you know why we’re all single we never forwarded those chain messages
Person: Disney is stupid
Person: Disney is only for kids
Person: Disney is gay
Police: So can you tell me what happened?
Me: He ran into my knife.
Me: He ran into my knife ten times.
nicoosuxx: that kid who volunteers to read aloud and is practically illiterate
Reblog if you're Nicolas Cage
...Does looking in the general direction of my...
Today, I had a realization.
I was thinking about that anon shenanigan when I realized something incredible about my religion. If you care, feel free to read this. If not, have a nice day. [[MORE]] It’s really hard to go to hell. I posted my favorite bible quote on facebook; “Blessed are those who have not seen, and believe.” John 20:29. My friend commented about how he believes EVERYBODY is blessed...