I AM GOING TO COME OUT OF THE CLOSET ABOUT WHAT I...
jonathanlikespotatoes: PREFACE: I am not a gay male. I am not trying to pick a fight. These are just things that I feel like God has worked into my heart. This is just me trying to tell you what I have learned about the Bible. These are just one Christians thoughts on the subject after a year or study and prayer. If this offends you so badly that you feel the need to unfollow me, so be...
teacher: what unit of measurement-
me: in daylights
teacher: thats not-
me: in sunsets
me: in midnights
teacher: you cant-
me: in cups of coffee
teacher: thats impossi-
me: in inches
teacher: yes! thats what i-
me: in miles
teacher: but you just-
me: in laughter
me: in strife
teacher: *opens mouth*-
me: in five hundred-twenty five thousand-six hundred minutes
teacher: well in this case you dont measure in ti-
me: how about looooooooooooooooove
teacher: i give up
me: measure in looooooooooove
me: seasons of loooooooooooooooove (attempt to harmonize with myself)
The later in the day/evening it gets, the more I...
Morning: mmkay, I guess a bf would be cool Noon: Eh, I’m hungry. Screw bfs. Afternoon: Now I’m just kinda bored… a bf would be nice Early evening: yup, bf would be nice Late evening: I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO LOVE
I go into McDonalds to get a soda & there's some...
the-absolute-funniest-posts: Me: You know, that could happen to any one of us. You don’t belong making fun of someone like that, what’s wrong with you? Girl: God gave me a mouth to speak & I’m gonna use it. Me: Well, God gave you a mouth to eat too, but you abused that privilege. Girl: -Speechless- Me: Oh, & you might wanna wipe that ketchup off of your chin. Girl: -Goes to wipe chin-...
reelitin: I have had it with these motherfucking snakes in my motherfucking boots.
Actually, I think Nicki Minaj is stupid, ugly, and...
Am I crazy? It seems like a lot of people love her, but I despise her.
galosengen: equiuszahhak: i will never understand the phenomenon of people reblogging posts purely for a reaction image that isn’t even anything to do with the subject of the post
wvnderbar: i bet my love life is a disaster because i never forwarded any of those chain emails back in 7th grade
You scored 7 Heterosexuality, 85 Homosexuality,... →
yup, I’m quite gay. haha, what can I say?
I just found somebody on facebook who has public pictures, and his tumblr is listed publicly. SO MUCH STALKING.
Rain? Really? ...But it's not even Thursday.
alal13: C’mon Storrs. This goes for UNH, too. C’mon, we had a schedule going last semester…
Reblog if you're the retarded friend.
ch3n3v3lyn: & PROUD OF IT (‘:
When attractive people with good personalities...
Like, all of us bloggers are waiting for you….
I’m too apathetic right now. I’m burned out from yesterday. I just want to sleep.
nickturnal: dont follow your dreams follow my blog
Only the Japanese.. →
the-absolute-funniest-posts: ^Not sure what that is. ^Vertigo soothing glasses ^10-in-1 Gardening tool Umbrella headband The noodle eaters hair guard ROFL THE LAST ONE OMG Following this blog may be the greatest thing you have ever done
Today, I was asked to choose between two Ryans:...
Which would you pick? Gosling: Reynolds: I Re-blog and add a tally; I’m curious. I think I’m leaning Reynolds.
What a day. blah blah blah, stuff you don’t care about, blah blah blah Well, in conclusion, what I learned today: ~Not in Wind Symphony for this concert, and possible not the next one. Lies are cool ~Might not be in Brass Techniques, fucking over my four year plan. Lies are cool ~English is really hard and I’m already the awkward dumb kid ~I am working with the New Hampshire...
You try to take first bassoon away from me, and I will kill you. You couldn’t even sight read the easy music. Don’t fight with me, because I will destroy you. First bassoon means more to me than anything else. Don’t mess.