“What’s the difference between a concert band and a bull? On a bull, the horns are in the front and the @sshole is in the back!” “What’s the difference between a conductor and a sack of fertilizer? The sack.” “Why is a conductor like a condom? It’s safer with one, but more fun without.” “A musician calls the symphony office...
Double Reed Jokes
“Why is a bassoon better than an oboe? The bassoon burns longer.” “How do you get an oboist to play A flat? Take the batteries out of his electric tuner.” “Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the bassoon recital.” http://www.mit.edu/~jcb/jokes/#oboe-bassoon