May 2010
Conductor Jokes
“What’s the difference between a concert band and a bull? On a bull, the horns are in the front and the @sshole is in the back!”
“What’s the difference between a conductor and a sack of fertilizer? The sack.”
“Why is a conductor like a condom? It’s safer with one, but more fun without.”
“A musician calls the symphony office...
Double Reed Jokes
“Why is a bassoon better than an oboe? The bassoon burns longer.”
“How do you get an oboist to play A flat? Take the batteries out of his electric tuner.”
“Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the bassoon recital.”
http://www.mit.edu/~jcb/jokes/#oboe-bassoon
