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ayeleesh: when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look
thedramaticsneeze: hoshigumayuugi: i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
riotrite: The great thing about transmisogynistic feminism is that it’s really easy to build a movement that attempts to reduce women to genitalia. There already is one! It’s called “patriarchy.”
galacticdad: when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while i was really afraid because i thought i had it since i always heard my own voice in my head so finally i told a doctor and he informed me that what i was experiencing was called thinking.
iwilleatyourenglish: iwilleatyourenglish: once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the...
thearcanetheory: cianur00: sam-winchester-cries-during-sex: f-r-eckled: im like 25% funny and 85% bad at math that’s 110% thats the best gif I’ve ever seen for this kind of thing
To My Future Husband:
tomyfuturespouse: I want to stay up till 3 in the morning with you just cuddling and watching movies, then we’ll drive up our local park in our pajamas and you’ll push me on the swings and lay on a blanket with me and watch the stars till sunrise. We’ll probably be exhausted, so we can head home and cuddle and sleep for the rest of the day. Are you in?
This Just In
brahmsandpanties: Scientists say the main reason why Pluto is no longer considered a planet is because Holst did not include it in his suite.
ex-cuse-u: i was browsing through ellen degeneres’ youtube videos and when i was watching her interview segments i noticed a trend where she keeps the comments enabled for all of her adult interviews but when she has a child on the show she disables any of the comments to protect the child from any bullying or negative feedback and that is why she and her team of producers are incredible
chrissykilljoybitchtits: inc-omparable: im-fandoomed: hitlervevo: why the fuck cant we text the police lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you Here in Canada you can Here in England we just… scream and run Here in Scotland we paint our faces and...
footmeetsface: spoon-party-of-bombur: multipack: amyeatfeast: stopthatitssilly: alexkisu: multipack: f is for friends who do stuff without you u is for uninvited c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten k is for krispy kreme yum this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the...
send me a number
1: i'd fuck u hard over a table
I have been officially accepted to the Imani Winds...
I am so beyond excited. This is ALL I want out of my summer.
lvysaur: sluttyoliveoil: lvysaur: lvysaur: when i say peeka you say boo peeka chu shut the fuck up
mskneesocks: you’re the only one who understands me google
teen pregnancy is more acceptable than being gay and that’s really sad
saveholden: somewhereinwonderland: harmonysama: szszsz: Some fanfics are so good they deserve fanfiction Some fanfics are so good they deserve a tv series Some fanfics are just really bad twilight porn and do not deserve publication or a movie #and yet those are the ones that get published
mirrortraffic: cecile told me about this really funny french expression and i can’t stop laughing. it’s “ils vont voir de quel bois je me chauffe” and it means “i’ll show them what i’m made of” but the literal translation is “they’ll see what kind of wood i heat the fireplace with” fuck the haters, i’ll show them all the kind of wood i heat my fireplace with
LETTER TO FUTURE ME
wholockdoeswhatitwants: onehellofasuperwhomerlockavenger: poco-loki: DEAR ASSHOLE, I ASSUME THAT THEY HAVE INVENTED TIME TRAVEL BY NOW AND I AM WONDERING WHY THE FUCK YOU HAVE NOT YET RETURNED TO MY HOUSE IN 2013 WITH THE DVD BOXSET OF SERIES 3 OF SHERLOCK. STOP HOLDING OUT ON ME, FUCKFACE. I EXPECT BETTER OF YOU. SINCERELY, PAST YOU. Maybe it hasnt come out yet Maybe it hasn’t come...
esexist: yeah there are a lot of fish in the sea but how many have low standards
largebeard: foodchewer: *hides good snacks from family members*
my-name-is-hilarious: theyahoostaff: yourfriendthecrow: I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS We are not fucking HILARIOUS HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD